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May 31 2017

Put “Knock Knock” in my inbox.

particularlyraddiaryentry:

I’ll use a random number generator and respond to…

1. Your character walking in on mine naked.
2. Your character walking in on mine on the toilet. 
3. Your character walking in on mine having a tea party with stuffed animals.
4. Your character walking in on mine in the shower. 
5. Your character walking in on mine waking from a nightmare.
6. Your character walking in on mine kissing a stranger.
7. Your character walking in on mine making a shady transaction. 
8. Your character walking in on mine in a revealing costume.
9. Your character walking in on mine in bed with someone. 
10. Your character walking in on mine being attacked by a masked assailant.
11. Your character walking in on mine waiting in bed for them. 
12. Your character walking in on mine singing at the top of their lungs.
13. Your character walking in on mine watching pornography. 
14. Your character walking in on mine in the middle of a mental breakdown. 
15. Your character walking in on mine piss drunk. 
16. Your character walking in on mine having a heart attack. 
17. Your character walking in on mine having an embarrassing fall. 
18. Your character walking in on mine throwing up. 
19. Your character walking in on mine masturbating.
20. Your character walking in on mine trying on different clothes
21. Your character walking in on mine wearing your muses’ clothes
22. Your character walking in on mine crying
23. Your character walking in on mine shouting down the phone
24. Your character walking in on mine… [mun’s choice]

Or feel free to send in “knock knock” and a number for an option you’ve chosen.

May 30 2017

angsty sentence starter memes

box-of-memes:

[ warning ahead tho, some of them have NSFW and triggering content so be warned! It contains stuff like: kidnapping, alcohol abuse, drug abuse, blood, many forms of abuse, etc. feel free to adjust these how you like!  ]

  • “Help me…”
  • “I’ve been kidnapped!”
  • “This will only hurt you a little…”
  • “It hurts.”
  • “I’m bleeding!”
  • “You’re bleeding…”
  • “I’m shaking…”
  • “I don’t feel so well…”
  • “I want to throw up.”
  • “I thought you LOVED me!”
  • “I don’t need you!”
  • “Please stay… I need you through this”
  • “I feel so alone.”
  • “I feel empty nowadays.”
  • “DON’T TOUCH ME!”
  • “You’ve been drinking a lot lately.”
  • “Fuck off and let me drink my emotions away…”
  • “This is not your prescription… explain where these pills came from?”
  • “There was a caramel like whiff earlier… and it came from your room/bathroom/insert preferred place here!”
  • “I found these needles -insert a place here-, explain yourself.”
  • “You owe me money. Give it to me or you will no longer see -insert name here-”
  • “Sorry, I have to do this…”
  • “These condoms and the messy bed…”
  • “I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!”
  • “You LIED to me!!”
  • “GET OUT!!”
  • “I DON’T WANT YOU AROUND OR ANYWHERE NEAR ME!”
  • “FUCK OFF!”
  • “I saw everything, don’t try to hide it!”
  • “Pack your stuff, you are no longer welcome here!!”
  • “LEAVE THEM ALONE!!”
  • “I’ll be fine, this is just a scratch.”
  • “THAT’S A STAB WOUND YOU FUCKING IDIOT! Let me handle this…”
  • “PLEASE STOP– IT HURTS”
  • “I will protect you, even if it kills me!”
  • “Can I… stay for the night? My place doesn’t feel like home anymore…”
  • “Help me… my home feels like hell.”

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

May 29 2017

shieldagentilona:

agentjjkelly:

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

JJ-TXT: because the other guy was running off with the briefcase 

JJ-TXT: im really sorry tho. i saw you get knocked down but i didnt know you were really out 

JJ-TXT: i mean not at the time

[text:IRL] I see how torn you were about abandoning me.

[text:IRL] Please tell me you got the briefcase?

May 28 2017

ooc

{I’m not always here. Mostly I’m here.  

If I could get tumblr to let me sign in to two accounts at once on my phone-then I’d be in two places at once.  

BTW- not only am I taking care of my mum full time, but I’m now working two jobs and attempting to do things for myself like post replies on here and play in two D&D campaigns…………..}

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guyalice:

unpretty:

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

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soleilpirate:

90sdefect:

Classic

………wow.

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agentharrisonofshield:

agentjjkelly:

agentharrisonofshield:

agentjjkelly:

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text: Ginger Snaps] Because who the fuck has a rake in the middle of Manhattan?
[text: Ginger Snaps] This was clearly some sort of trap and I wanted to catch whoever set it
[text: Ginger Snaps] So I used you as bait

[text:VH] oy! I do not like being bait.

[text:VH] Or blackeyes.

[text: Ginger Snaps] Then don’t step on suspicious rakes
[text: Ginger Snaps] This is why you’re not allowed out in the field by yourself, JJ

[text:VH] I beg your pardon. I have been in the field many a times miss fancy pants

[text:VH] There just normally isn’t a rake waiting to be stepped on in the field.

[text:VH] And I followed your finger. that’s the last time I follow a friend’s finger when she says ‘look at that.’

[text:VH] It’s like walking and texting. It’s dangerous.

May 27 2017

agentharrisonofshield:

agentjjkelly:

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text: Ginger Snaps] Because who the fuck has a rake in the middle of Manhattan?
[text: Ginger Snaps] This was clearly some sort of trap and I wanted to catch whoever set it
[text: Ginger Snaps] So I used you as bait

[text:VH] oy! I do not like being bait.

[text:VH] Or blackeyes.

betrayedveins:

kill the stigma against female muses! 

kill the stigma that a woman is only as good as her ship. kill the stigma that if a female character has ships on her blog it means that she’s immediately gonna jump ur characters dick / vag. kill the stigma that if a female character has a flirty personality it means she’s immediately gonna jump ur characters dick/vag. 

kill the stigma that if a female character has ships it lowers her character value / development. 
kill the stigma that if a female character cries it means she’s weak. 
kill the stigma that a strong female character is a mary sue / self insert. 
kill the stigma that if a female character doesn’t have f/f ships she’s not well rounded. 
kill the stigma that if a female character isn’t interested in ships @ all then your character will be the one to destroy that. 
KILL THE STIGMA AGAINST FEMALE CHARACTERS THX? 

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cuteness–overload:

Horse mounted police woman has carrots instead of a gun in her holster
Source: http://bit.ly/2qZkUnO

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May 26 2017

rpmemesfam:

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜
❛ Where are you going? ❜
❛ Where are you taking me? ❜
❛ How is that working out for you? ❜
❛ Is everything okay? ❜
❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜
❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜
❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜
❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜
❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜
❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜
❛ What else can I do? ❜
❛ What do you think I should do? ❜
❛ What makes you think that? ❜
❛ Who told you that? ❜
❛ Who are you? ❜
❛ Why are you here? ❜
❛ Who invited you? ❜
❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜
❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜
❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜
❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜
❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜
❛ What don’t you understand? ❜
❛ Are you joking? ❜
❛ Did I miss anything? ❜
❛ You don’t remember? ❜
❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜
❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜
❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜
❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜
❛ Are you coming or not? ❜
❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜
❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜
❛ Who did this to you? ❜
❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜
❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜
❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜
❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜
❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜
❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜
❛ Where do we go from here? ❜
❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜
❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜
❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜
❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜
❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜
❛ Are we done now? ❜
❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜
❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜
❛ How can possibly think that? ❜
❛ Did you even miss me? ❜
❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜
❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜
❛ Did you kill them? ❜
❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜
❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜
❛ Are you having doubts? ❜
❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜
❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜
❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜
❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜
❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜
❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜
❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜
❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜
❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜
❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜
❛ Are you drunk? ❜
❛ Are you lost? ❜
❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜
❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜
❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜
❛ What are you staring at? ❜
❛ What are you doing out here? ❜
❛ Why did you call the police? ❜
❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜
❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜
❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜
❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜
❛ What did you find out? ❜
❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜
❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜
❛ Are you crying? ❜
❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜
❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜
❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜
❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜
❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜
❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜
❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜
❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜
❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜
❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜
❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜
❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜
❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜
❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜
❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜
❛ Why are you telling me this?
❛ Are you ready? ❜
❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜
❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜
❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜
❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜
❛ Do you trust me? ❜
❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜
❛ When will it ever stop? ❜
❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜
❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜
❛ You called for back up? ❜
❛ What did I just witness? ❜
❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜
❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜
❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜
❛ Is there something wrong? ❜
❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜
❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜
❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜
❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜
❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜
❛ You went to a party without me? ❜
❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜
❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜
❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜
❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜
❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜
❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

National Treasure (2004) starters

krpplots:

Riley Poole quotes

“Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?”

It’s surrounded by guards and video monitors and little families from Iowa and little kids on their eighth grade field trips.”

“When are we gonna get there? I’m hungry. This car smells weird.”

“Will someone please explain to me what these magic numbers are?”

“Our evil plan is working.”

“What do you care? You got the girl.”

“Anyone crazy enough to believe us isn’t gonna want to help.”

“Can I marry your brain?”

“We probably have our own satellite by now… “

“Yeah… the aliens helped them.”

“Still a little on-edge from being shot at but I’ll be fine, thanks for asking.”

“Do you actually know who the first person to suggest daylight savings was?”

“Prison… huge. You are gonna go to prison. You know that, right?”

“Yeah, someone that did something in history and had fun. Great. Wonderful.”

“Why can’t they just say, ‘go to this place, and here is the treasure; spend it wisely’?”

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